Friday, 24 December 2010
Advent Calendar Day Twenty-Four: Feature Reveal 4
Believe me, there are going to be a heck of a lot of great entertainment releases next year, and believe me also when I say that you won't have enough cash to play or watch all of them. In which case, every month I'm going to find the 'Most Anticipated' game, film and TV programme, then at the end investigate the 'Best Release' of the month for each category. Admittedly with 12 months to a year, it's unlikely you will want to buy 12 games and see all 12 films, but hopefully the advice will help if you feel like getting a new video game or going to the cinema. If I've ever missed out what you think is the Most Anticipated/Best Release of the month, feel free to comment on an article and I'll take a look at the product. So, Christmas is just around the corner, thus tomorrow expect the final feature reveal and loads of brand new reviews of every form of entertainment imaginable...but above all that, have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Thursday, 23 December 2010
Alpha Protocol Review (5/10)
Released in April, Alpha Protocol for Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 promised innovative combat and deep RPG elements, but instead falls flat on its face as it tries to please every type of gamer, mixing accessible menus with complex puzzles awkwardly from the outset such that it will struggle to feel like anything other than a wasted opportunity to most. The plot is nothing to get excited about, dealing with the twisting missions of a secret agent that can end in different ways depending on the player's decisions, but not in a way substantial enough to make a real impact. The graphics are a major drawback, screaming of a lacking budget by SEGA (clearly unconfident in the game's success, and with good reason) through jagged edges and horrid textures, meanwhile the game-play is no better as the shooting mechanics aren't precise and close combat feels like a rushed inclusion. Overall, Alpha Protocol is a major let-down for video gaming in 2010, and certainly doesn't warrant a sequel like Mass Effect did (hence why it got TWO!).
Top 5 Surprises Of 2010
5. MARIO ALL-STARS: As Nintendo's iconic plumber hit his 25th anniversary, the gaming company released this compliation of the original 4 Super Mario Bros games- boy, has their impact not diminished at all. If you get time, get this bargain of a set for Wii.
4. ASSASSIN'S CREED- BROTHERHOOD: Every fan of the Assassin's Creed franchise worried that a mere 12-month gap between instalments would send it the same way as Call of Duty (mediocre, predictable), yet Brotherhood shook off suspicions by providing the most refined game-play so far, a decent (if forgettable) plot and ace multi-player!
3. SHERLOCK: Benedict Cumberbatch's version of Arthur Conan Doyle's famed detective was a fresh take that no one saw coming, and the scale of the cliff-hanger found at the end of the first series on BBC One ensured that next autumn seems too far away.
2. HARRY POTTER & THE DEATHLY HALLOWS- PART ONE: Given that this flick had over two hours to deal with the 'less-eventful' half of Deathly Hallows, it came as a massive shock that it was the best Potter film yet, and actually ramped up the pressure for July 2011's Part Two to deliver!
1. DOCTOR WHO- THE PANDORICA OPENS: This opening part to the season finale ended on the most devilish of twists- the enemies of the Doctor believed him to have caused the cracks in the universe, so fashioned the Pandorica not for a creature to escape from but for the Time Lord to be trapped in to save the cosmos. It's hard to convey just how strange and downright disturbing the scene of the Doctor's imprisonment was, but sufficed to say it was one of the best moments on the show in quite a while!
Advent Calendar Day Twenty-Three: Feature Reveal 3
Wednesday, 22 December 2010
The Chronicles Of Narnia: Voyage of the Dawn Treader Review (4.5/5)
Operation Flashpoint: Dragon Rising Review (7/10)
"How often will you die?" It's a question that's pretty much asked to you from the outset of Operation Flashpoint: Dragon Rising, and while casual gamers might shrug it off without a thought, make no mistake that it's not joking: Dragon Rising is hard, more so than any other shooter I've seen in a long time. Instead of a regenerating health bar that allows players time to get behind cover and regain life, Flashpoint will have your on-screen soldier gunned down in a matter of seconds should you make the wrong decision, too fast, too slow, no matter what the cause- just like in real life. For some hardened veterans of the genre and those who complain against war shooters, this could actually be seen as a good way of showing the sheer brutality of war to teens, but for the majority of players this difficulty present even on the 'easiest' setting will seem pretty unfair. The almost total lack of a plot doesn't help, the instruction manual telling you more about the campaign than the actual game does. So why does Flashpoint score so highly? For all its faults, I can't discredit this game for being too difficult for many as if anything that's a welcome refresher from being able to complete most shooters in a matter of hours and will ensure the maximum sense of achievement come game's end. Plus there's a multi-player mode where the realism takes on a whole new meaning of 'fun', and still gets extensive use even a year on from release. In short, want an unforgiving, unrelenting challenge that pays full tribute to the hardships our men face on the battlefield? Then get Operation Flashpoint: Dragon Rising, and be prepared to die- a lot.
Brutal Legend Review (8.5/10)
WORLD EXCLUSIVE: DW Death Riders/Heart of Stone Review
Tuesday, 21 December 2010
Advent Calendar Day Twenty-Two: Feature Reveal 2
Top 5 Releases You Don't Want This Christmas
5. THE EXPENDABLES- I can picture it now: your mum knows you're into Sylvester Stallone and/or Bruce Willis flicks, so sees them both on the cover of the DVD for this absolutely soulless movie and thinks "I'll be the best Mum ever for finding this!". Truth is she won't, and by the time this is done rotating in your DVD drive the entire living room will be silent (or loud to drown it out) with boredom.
4. MEDAL OF HONOUR- So your folks couldn't afford Call of Duty: Black Ops (it happens), and went for the cheaper, likely half-price option...bad move. Medal of Honour felt like a major stop-gap modern shooter, and did nothing unseen before, and will more than likely make you want to stop playing with its atrocious graphics.
3. ANNUALS- There's a good chance if you're reading this that you hate annuals anyway, but there's just as much of a chance that your misguided grannies will see the book that suits your favourite TV show and pick it up at a cheap price. Trouble is, the simplistic (nay patronising) content will mean it gets chucked- fast.
2. JAMES BOND: BLOOD STONE- Remember the new Bond film that just came out where Daniel Craig travelled across the world for a series of repetitive shootouts? Of course you don't, 'cause that would be the worst 007 flick ever (although Quantum of Solace came damn close). Blood Stone is a game which simply reeks of mediocrity, and one which will quickly lose its appeal once you've got over "Wow, I'm James Bond!"
1. DOCTOR WHO: RETURN TO EARTH- Disregard my previous 6/10 review in this case- even if you are a hardcore fan like myself, this horrifically rubbish Nintendo Wii game will be very hard to stomach on December 25th. Honestly, though the cover does a decent job of masking the broken game-play and 1990s visuals, once you put this inside your console you'll feel like you're being repeatedly smacked across the face.
Smallville Season 3 Retrospective- Part 1
Advent Calendar Day Twenty-One: Feature Reveal 1
Monday, 20 December 2010
Advent Calendar Day Twenty: 2010 In Entertainment
2010 In Games- Winter
2010 In TV- Winter
2010 In Film- Winter
My Film Of The Year
Sunday, 19 December 2010
Advent Calendar Day Nineteen: Smallville Season Two
Top 5 Dark Horses Of 2011
Sometimes there are releases which we haven't heard much about, but accomplish much more than expected, and already there look to be a good few of these set to debut in 2011. Here are my top 5:5. BULLETSTORM (video game)- This brand new shooter rewards you for being inventive with your kills (for example, you'll get more points for using your leash to thrust yourself into an enemy and kick him into an electrical generator than you will for simply getting a headshot). It may not sound too different to other shooters, but from what I've seen it's the scale and innovation of Bulletstorm that will set it apart.
4. SHERLOCK (television show)- Series One of this modern reinvention went down a storm on the BBC, and with three new stories in the Autumn this should just keep becoming more of a success!
3. L.A NOIRE (video game)- Set in 1930s New York, L.A Noire takes you on multiple murder cases as an investigative policeman. With any other developer this could have been mediocre, but this is Rockstar (of Grand Theft Auto) we're talking about!
2. THE HANGOVER: PART II (film)- Comedy sequels are often terrible, but given the quality of the original the team probably know they have a lot to live up to. The lack of trailers or publicity make this a dark horse, yet it could be superb.
1. X-MEN: FIRST CLASS (film)- Very few people know about this series revamp, but if First Class gets the formula right that X3 and Origins got wrong, it could be one of the best films released in 2011.
Saturday, 18 December 2010
Top 5 Most Anticipated Films Of 2011
2011's going to be a heck of a year for movies, so here are a just a few films that look set to stand out from the crowd:
5. SEASON OF THE WITCH- It's a little known film opening 2011, but Season of the Witch looks to be an early stunner as Nicholas Cage and Ron Pearlman have to defeat a creature of pure evil.
4. THOR/CAPTAIN AMERICA- Both of these Marvel Avengers films are being released within two months of each other (May and July respectively), and from what I can tell they're about to put the finishing touches to creating the team that's made such a plot arc!
3. PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN: ON STRANGER TIDES- We've had a full trilogy of the POTC flicks now, but what is almost a revamp looks to be a fresh, hilarious re-start!
2. SHERLOCK HOLMES 2- The original Sherlock Holmes starring Robert Downey Jr was one of the best adaptations of Conan Doyle's hero, so further adventures next Christmas can only be a good thing. No word on plot yet, but details will come soon!
1. HARRY POTTER & THE DEATHLY HALLOWS: PART 2- The first part of Deathly Hallows (5/5) was near-perfect given how dark it became, especially in that it had the more calm half of the book, so I eagerly await Part 2 to improve on that even further but more so provide the epic climax to what has become a cult phenomenon!
Top 5 Most Anticipated Games Of 2011
2011 should be a brilliant year for video gaming, and to let you know which games to be most excited about here's my countdown on the titles I've got my eye on already:
5. PORTAL 2- This time around in the gravity puzzler, you have to continue to use physics to find your way through test mazes...that are still in construction!
4. STAR WARS: KINECT- One of the major titles for the 360 peripheral next year, the cartoon-graphics, intuitive controls and 360-exclusive plot should make this a winner.
3. FORZA MOTORSPORT 4- Forza 2 and 3 were great racers, but the addition of Kinect compatibility could send this outright up and above Gran Turismo 5 (7/10) next Autumn.
2. BATMAN: ARKHAM CITY- Before the game at the top of the list was announced just days ago, Arkham City was easily my most anticipated title, yet it still remains one of those which I'm most excited about because of the open-world and intense plot.
1. MASS EFFECT 3- But this is the big one: Mass Effect has had a massive effect on how role-play games work, and all the decisions we've made in the first two instalments are about to come back to haunt us with this epic finale- can't wait!
Your Film Of The Year
Tron: Legacy Review (5/5)
Film Of The Year 2010 Nominees
It's time for your verdict on this year's top film. Here are the nominations:
KICK-ASS: No one could possibly deny this British flick was a hilarious, realistic spin on the super-hero movie genre, and contributions by Nicholas Cage and Mark Strong only sweetened the deal.
IRON MAN 2: It's never an easy job making a sequel, but Iron Man 2 performed valiantly in the box office and with critics as it merged in a wealth of Avengers teasers.
CEMETERY JUNCTION: Once again a Brit film, Cemetery Junction did a surprisingly admirable job of providing a neat throw-back to late 1900s Reading for a heartwarming tale of employment, family and romance (much more interesting than it could have been!)
THE TWILIGHT SAGA- ECLIPSE: The third film in the sensationally popular franchise, Eclipse finally gave boyfriends dragged along some gratutious violence and twists!
THE A-TEAM: Where The Expendables failed on all fronts to be anything but a desperate attempt for cash, The A-Team succeeded by mixing comedy and action with superb results.
TOY STORY 3: Undoubtedly one of my personal favourites of 2010, Toy Story 3 returned to the world of Andy's playthings, yet shocked greatly as it dealt with the concept of growing up and the idea that everyone's life must one day come to an end.
HARRY POTTER & THE DEATHLY HALLOWS- PART ONE: Darker, grittier and with a sense of utter climax on its way, Deathly Hallows' opening segment was thrilling throughout and a great contender for this award...and that's only the first part, wait until #2!
KICK-ASS: No one could possibly deny this British flick was a hilarious, realistic spin on the super-hero movie genre, and contributions by Nicholas Cage and Mark Strong only sweetened the deal.
IRON MAN 2: It's never an easy job making a sequel, but Iron Man 2 performed valiantly in the box office and with critics as it merged in a wealth of Avengers teasers.
CEMETERY JUNCTION: Once again a Brit film, Cemetery Junction did a surprisingly admirable job of providing a neat throw-back to late 1900s Reading for a heartwarming tale of employment, family and romance (much more interesting than it could have been!)
THE TWILIGHT SAGA- ECLIPSE: The third film in the sensationally popular franchise, Eclipse finally gave boyfriends dragged along some gratutious violence and twists!
THE A-TEAM: Where The Expendables failed on all fronts to be anything but a desperate attempt for cash, The A-Team succeeded by mixing comedy and action with superb results.
TOY STORY 3: Undoubtedly one of my personal favourites of 2010, Toy Story 3 returned to the world of Andy's playthings, yet shocked greatly as it dealt with the concept of growing up and the idea that everyone's life must one day come to an end.
HARRY POTTER & THE DEATHLY HALLOWS- PART ONE: Darker, grittier and with a sense of utter climax on its way, Deathly Hallows' opening segment was thrilling throughout and a great contender for this award...and that's only the first part, wait until #2!
Advent Calendar Day Eighteen: Who Retrospective
Friday, 17 December 2010
My Game Of The Year
Advent Calendar Day Seventeen: Coming Up...
Thursday, 16 December 2010
Advent Calendar Day Sixteen: Mcintyre Joins BGT
2010 In Games- Autumn
Autumn was undoubtedly the season of the franchise, opening with the releases of Metroid: Other M, Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions (8/10) and Halo: Reach (10/10), the latter performing extremely well with midnight launches across the world and a huge ad campaign, while later in September music-rhythm series were continued with Guitar Hero: Warriors Of Rock (4/10) and Rock Band 3. October was a mixed bag: Fable III (8.5/10), DJ Hero 2 (9/10) and Super Scribblenauts were major hits on consoles, but DLC game Sonic The Hedgehog 4: Episode 1, over-hyped shooter Medal of Honour and relatively identical sequels Fallout: New Vegas (8/10) and Star Wars: The Force Unleashed 2 (8/10) didn't garner an impressive amount of sales all things considered. So overall while some of 2010's greatest hits could be found in the Autumn, some of its biggest disappointments were there too!
2010 In TV- Autumn
2010 In Film- Autumn
Wednesday, 15 December 2010
Advent Calendar Day Fifteen: Nativity Review (5/5)
There's no shaking the feeling that Nativity is doomed right from the outset. Immediately, its plot-lines of a lost romance, lying to keep kids happy and eventually putting on a large-scale production will seem like mere Ghosts of Christmas Films Past to seasoned viewers, so it's a completely welcome surprise to find that this is one of the best festive flicks of recent times. Current Sherlock star Martin Freeman shines as a stern teacher who has lost his love of December 25th ever since having his relationship shattered on the big day, but though it would have been easy for Nativity to turn into the umpteenth version of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol with Freeman as Scrooge, the literal stars of the show here are the kids. No, you won't know any of their names, but each one adds a little something to the movie that results in an emotionally stirring climax for even hard-core fans of action films such as myself. In fact, that's the crux of Nativity: it's the little things that count here, such as the hilarious antics of Mr. Poppy, the great (though minor) cameos of Alan Carr as the Critic and the festive songs throughout that make it a British comedy that should be remembered for its light-hearted yet touching approach to the season of good will, and proves that the kids aren't just all right- they are simply fantastic.