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Friday, 10 September 2010

Adrian Mole: The Prostrate Years (3.5/5)


Oh Sue Townsend, how you tease us. In 2007, fans witnessed Adrian Mole hitting 40, and seemingly left him a content, if unsatisfied man working in a bookstore with a wife who said "who would ever read your diary" (oh, the irony!), and his son proudly fighting in Afghanistan. That was how Adrian Mole and the Weapons Of Mass Destruction culminated three years ago, however it turns out not where the series finished: Adrian Mole The Prostrate Years was released this summer, and picks up where Weapons left off, only casting Mole with more problems than ever before: cancer, the return of Pandora into his life, and the book-shop facing huge financial problems and soon threatening to close down. This may sound more than a little depressing, and in a sense it is, but that only adds to the likeability of Prostrate Years (not to be taken literally, of course), as well as the satirical humour, cutting references and tear-jerking ending the recent diaries of the now 42-year-old Adrian have been known for. Without spoiling it, the Moles seem in a much happier place than they were when we saw them in 2007 this time around, and though it's all-but-confirmed the story will continue next year, this would be a great end to the saga. Old flaws, however, do rear their ugly heads: the genuine appeal found with the original Aged 13 3/4 novel is near-totally lost now, so teenagers who have been avidly following Mole's exploits may find themselves lost here. Perhaps, though, given that since The Capuccino Years this has pretty much been the case, fans won't mind- we'll see!

Tuesday, 7 September 2010

Merlin: Series Three Begins This Saturday


Ever since Merlin hit BBC One in 2008, it's ratings have constantly risen, and the tales of King-to-be Arthur's titular apprentice in his pre-wizardry years have convinced viewers it's a drama to be reckoned with as it returns every autumn. The third season of adventures is set to begin broadcasting on BBC One this Saturday the 11th of September. Set a year after Season Two, the new series will see Merlin face off against friend-turned-foe Morgana, have to go through perilous tasks in order to keep his secret from King Uther Pendragon, and even call upon the aid of arch-enemy the Great Dragon as evil witches threaten to destroy the Kingdom Of Camelot. It all promises to be exciting stuff, and you can find the first review of Episode 1 (Part 1 of an opening two-parter) on this site after broadcast on Saturday night!

The Blind Side Review (4/5)


Sandra Bullock isn't a great actress, in my opinion, and "hits" such as The Proposal serve as more than evidence in my mind. The Blind Side, however, shows her better, more emotional side as her character, a rich mother, deals with an American-Football player (portrayed by the superb Michael Lewis) who also suffers with his African-American heritage in his schooling and day-to-day life. This could be seen as a fairly dull premise, were it not for the heart-warming scenes that follow between Bullock and Lewis, easily convincing this reviewer there was something special going on as The Blind Side was shot. The plot itself isn't completely solid, featuring gaping holes such as any significant historical context, but the superb duo's consistently pleasing dynamic basically makes up for this shortcoming, and ensure that The Blind Side is a worthy entry in its genre with plenty of laughs and tears sure to be provoked throughout.

Saturday, 4 September 2010

Spider-Man Shattered Dimensions Countdown: Ultimate


Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions is just less than a week away now, so it's time to look at the final of the four revealed dimension experiences. Ultimate Spider-Man enjoyed a popular run of comics from the year 2001 onwards, and while the comic has for the most part come to an end, its success is still widely-known. There was even a great PS2 game based around the saga, which got an 8/10 here. So the return of this reborn hero is easily welcome to fans including myself. Fans were wondering given his similarities to Amazing Spider-Man whether the two dimensions would be different at all bar graphical style, so thank goodness Beenox pulled out a wild card and put Ultimate Spidey into the previously little-used (in the comic) black Venom suit. The costume gives our iconic hero tentacles with which to cause havoc, so predictably the bosses here are some of Spidey's toughest ever and whole armies of enemies will be dispatched to fight our dark hero. While it doesn't look to be as different as, say, 2099 or Noir, Ultimate will provide a unique Spider-Man experience, and we obviously want some familiarity at times anyway. Will Shattered Dimensions live up to fans' (including my own) high expectations? Expect impressions on Friday, September 10th, then the full review on Sunday September 12th, plus a wholesome review of Halo: Reach the next week!

Top Gear: The Alternative Highway Code Review (3/5)


I'll be honest, I'm not the biggest fan of BBC's Top Gear, the car-based weekly show featuring Richard Hammond, Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Ben Collins (yes, I went there!), but the premise of this newly released book- an alternative set of driving rules- got me interested, and this is great value as I found it for a fiver. All the classic humour of the series is injected here, there are some cutely drawn animated pictures of the cast, although at times you can't truly see who the target audience is: occasionally the simplicity of the writing will have you thinking it's for kids, but the references to past shows seems like it's made for the adult fan. Either way, it's still a simple yet effective book that's great while it lasts.

Wednesday, 1 September 2010

Doctor Who Series 6 Will Be Broadcast In Two Halves


"What this show needs," said Steven Moffat at the Media Guardian Festival in Edinburgh "is a big event in the middle. I kept referring to a mid-season finale. So we are going to make it two series – seven episodes at Easter building to an earth-shattering climax, a cliffhanger we could never normally do because it would be too long before it came back. An enormous game-changing cliffhanger that will change everything." If that didn't summarise it well enough, basically Moffat and co have confirmed Series 6, instead of being simply broadcast as 13 episodes through Spring, will be split in two: seven episodes from Easter 2011 to sometime around late May, a couple of months wait with Torchwood: The New World in-between, then come September the other 6 episodes will lead us through to late October, at which point Sherlock, Merlin and The Sarah Jane Adventures will take over BBC's Drama. What the cliff-hanger seperating the two mini-seasons might be, we don't know yet (though the Sun has made the claim Amy will die, it's easy to take this with a giant pinch of salt), but Steven's claim of it being "game-changing" will likely have something to do with Professor River Song, since at the same event he was asked whether Song's identity would be revealed in Season 6 (which could either mean the Easter run, or the whole year's episodes), to which he replied "Definitely.". Exciting stuff, then, in what will essentially be a year where Doctor Who always has some presence on television!

Spider-Man Shattered Dimensions Countdown: 2099


Of the four dimensions revealed for this latest Spider-Man video game, 2099 looks to be the most diverse and different from the titles that have come before. Predictably set 89 years from now, 2099 sees a different character take the suit out for a web-spin in New York, one Miguel O Hara, and involves futuristic landscapes ready for some free-falling combat against the likes of Hobgoblin, Scorpion and a female Doc Ock (you heard right!). This will obviously mean some different control mechanics come into play, but don't worry as a (albeit very cheesy and minor) tutorial shows you how each of the Spider-Men play as the game opens. Acheivements and Trophies are already set to challenge Spider-fans to get through a free-fall section without being hit by hover-cars or oncoming buildings, so there's no doubt 2099 will provide a challenge, not to mention three incredibly tough bosses to face off against, two of which were never seen in the 2099 comic. With this and Noir looking to be brand new Spidey experiences, and Amazing and Ultimate (more on him in a few days) providing a nostalgic sense of familiarity, Shattered Dimensions is set to shatter your expectations of a superhero game on September 10th.